Does anyone else have this problem? I have a perfectly lovely pair of undies. I wear them all the time and they are both pretty and comfy. *That pretty much sums up my underwear qualifications, but push comes to shove and I'll take comfy over pretty any day of the week.
Anyway, I have these previously excellent underwear on today and suddenly they are the most uncomfortable thing in my life! I didn't know it was possible to give yourself a Hands-Free Nuclear Wedgie, but turns out it is entirely possible. What's the difference between today's wedge-fest and all those other carefree, wedge-free days?
Today I am wearing a billowy skirt. I guess I generally wear these undies with pants? I do wear a LOT of jeans and pants, but I mix things up with plenty of dresses and skirts. In fact, I wear more skirts and dresses than most women I know. I guess I just lucked out and only wore these wedgifiers with pants before.
Underwear should come with instructions - "Wear me with skirts and you're tush will be happy!" Or maybe I should have two underwear bins? One for wearing with pants and one for skirts? What about all my undies that play for both teams? Should I just separate out the "Not to be worn with skirts for fear of butt crack habitation" or am I making too big a deal of this?
Maybe I should just make a note to myself to wear this particular pair of undies on the weekends, when I can be the true Freedom Wedgie Picker I am at heart. Good plan.
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